four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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