I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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