too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I lost the right to judge tonight
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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