If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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