the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Pants are for mortals
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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