DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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