so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
you inspire me to be a worse person
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
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