Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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