i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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