If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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