You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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