Whod you bang
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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