JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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