Me. At least after what I've been through.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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