I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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