ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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