I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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