I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
