Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
i think i just lost a toe
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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