You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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