i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Two words: nipple clamps
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