scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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