i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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