your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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