Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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