I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize
