just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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