no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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