"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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