Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
