Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i was born a porn star she said
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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