I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
i've created a new STD.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
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