This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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