No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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