Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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