I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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