god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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