We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
