I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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