this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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