I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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