Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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