Porn is love you can see.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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