Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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