did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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