Just took my morning after pill in the library
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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