Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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