Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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