how can u be prego again
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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