Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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