used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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