He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
